May 2013
flipphones:
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
danistotallyuncool:
naking:
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
fedorabow:
“Why am I sthtuck doing thisth?!”
“Don’t ‘cha remember?We agreed they you’d do the chores for the first 365 days of the year-
and I’ll do them for the rest of the year!”
“OH,riiight.”
“Heheheh.”
“Sthucker.”
When someone types "Your welcome" instead of...
sodamnrelatable:
BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
“When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...”
– John Cho (x)
Don't you hate it when your parent's friends come...
sodamnrelatable:
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your...
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove:
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
#the importance of kanji
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
