flipphones: do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
danistotallyuncool: naking: mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
fedorabow: “Why am I sthtuck doing thisth?!” “Don’t ‘cha remember?We agreed they you’d do the chores for the first 365 days of the year- and I’ll do them for the rest of the year!” “OH,riiight.” “Heheheh.” “Sthucker.”
When someone types "Your welcome" instead of...
sodamnrelatable: BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years...– John Cho (x)
Don't you hate it when your parent's friends come...
sodamnrelatable: Both parents think you two will be all: But all you want is to be on tumblr like: So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like: So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like: And you go on your computer like: Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your...
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove: julieyumi: こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp #the importance of kanji
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed: purrawontblink: wanna know how i got these scars